Welcome to monsterdildos.net.com (the “Site or site”) owned and operated by MonsterDildos, LLC, a Wyoming Limited Liability Company (the “Company”). The Company offers various products for sale as provided through its Site. Throughout this document, the terms “we”, “us” and “our” refer to the Company and/or the Site. Please read these Terms carefully before accessing or using our Site.
By interacting with, and/or placing orders with the Company through the Site, you agree to be subject to these Terms and Conditions (collectively, the “Terms” as shown in the title above). The Company reserves the right to modify and/or amend these Terms at any time, for any reason.
Any new content of any kind which is added to the Site in the future shall also be subject to these Terms. You can review the most current version of the Terms at any time here on this page. It is your responsibility to check this page periodically for changes. Your continued use of or access to the Site following the posting of any changes constitutes acceptance of those changes.
The Company is a wholesale representative or dealer of XR, LLC d/b/a SexToyDistributing.com, a Maryland Limited Liability Company offering goods, products, resources and/or services (the “Product(s) or product(s)”) which they provide to the Company for resale. The product information shown on our site has been curated from a FEED provided to us by SexToyDistributing.com.
The products itemized on invoices or other documents issued by the Company and/or provided or sold by the Company may include materials created, designed, manufactured, and/or produced by third parties (each a “Third-Party” and collectively, the “Third Parties”) for XR, LLC d/b/a SexToyDistributing.com for sale by the Company.
These Terms apply to all users of the Site including, without limitation, users who are browsers, vendors, customers, merchants, and/or contributors of content.
By accepting Products from the Company, the accepting party (the “Customer”), agrees, understands, and acknowledges the following:
With respect to these Terms and in usage of our Site, you represent and affirm that you are at least the age of majority (age 18 years or older) in your state, province, region or country where you are legally domiciled.
You may not use our products for any illegal or unauthorized purpose nor may you, in the use of the Site, violate any laws in your jurisdiction (including but not limited to copyright and trademark laws).
You must not transmit any worms, viruses, key loggers, information aggregators, phishing code or any code of a destructive or malicious nature to our Site.
We reserve the right to refuse Service to anyone for any reason at any time.
You understand that your content (not including credit card information), may be transferred unencrypted and involve (a) transmissions over various networks; and (b) changes to conform and adapt to technical requirements of connecting networks or devices. Credit card information is always encrypted during transfer over networks.
You agree not to reproduce, duplicate, copy, sell, resell or exploit any portion of the Site, use of the Site, or access to the Site or any content on the Site provided, without express written permission by us.
Prices for our products are subject to change without notice.
We reserve the right at any time to modify or discontinue the Site or Products (or any part or content thereof) without notice at any time.
We shall not be liable to you or to any third-party for any modification, price change, suspension or discontinuance of the Site or Products.
Certain products may have limited quantities or, from time to time, be out-of-stock and cannot be ordered when this occurs. We have made every effort to maintain an accurate inventory and inventory message statement for each product within our store. If you should order a product which has subsequently become out-of-stock prior to shipping your order, you may be entitled to a refund according to our Refund Policy.
We have made every effort to display the colors and images of our products as accurately as possible that appear in the store. We cannot guarantee that your computer monitor's display of any color will be accurate.
We reserve the right, but are not obligated, to limit the sales of our products to any person, geographic region or jurisdiction. We may exercise this right on a case-by-case basis.
We reserve the right to limit the quantities of any products that we offer.
All descriptions of products or product pricing are subject to change at any time without notice, at the sole discretion of us.
We reserve the right to discontinue any product at any time.
Any offer for any product made on this site is void where prohibited.
We do not warrant that the quality of any products, information, or other material purchased or obtained by you will meet your expectations, or that any errors in the site will be corrected.
We reserve the right to refuse any order you place with us.
We may, in our sole discretion, limit or cancel quantities purchased per person, per household or per order. These restrictions may include orders placed by or under the same customer account, the same credit card, and/or orders that use the same billing and/or shipping address.
In the event that we make a change to or cancel an order, we may attempt to notify you by contacting the e‑mail and/or billing address/phone number provided at the time the order was made.
We reserve the right to limit or prohibit orders that, in our sole judgment, appear to be placed by dealers, resellers or distributors.
You agree to provide current, complete and accurate purchase and account information for all purchases made at our store.
You agree to promptly update your account and other information, including your email address and credit card numbers and expiration dates, so that we can complete your transactions and contact you as needed.
If there are any third-party links on our site, these third-party links may direct you to their or other third-party websites that are not affiliated with us.
We are not responsible for examining or evaluating the content or accuracy and we do not warrant and will not have any liability or responsibility for any third-party materials, websites, products, or services offered by or of those third-parties.
We are not liable for any harm or damages related to the purchase or use of goods, services, resources, content, or any other transactions made in connection with any third-party websites.
Please review carefully the third-party's policies and practices and make sure you understand them before you engage in any transaction.
Complaints, claims, concerns, or questions regarding third-party products should be directed to the third-party.
Your submission of personal information through our store, shopping cart, checkout page, account page or elsewhere on our site is governed by our Privacy Policy, which can be viewed here: Privacy Policy
Occasionally there may be information on our site that contains typographical errors, inaccuracies or omissions that may relate to product descriptions, pricing, promotions, offers, product shipping charges, transit times and availability. We reserve the right to correct any errors, inaccuracies or omissions, and to change or update information or cancel orders if any information on our site is inaccurate at any time without prior notice (including after you have submitted your order).
We undertake no obligation to update, amend or clarify information on our site, including without limitation, pricing information, except as required by law.
No specified update or refresh date applied to our site, should be taken to indicate that all information on our site has been modified or updated as perhaps only a portion of the information may have been updated or modified.
In addition to other prohibitions as set forth herein the Terms, you are prohibited from using the site or its content: (a) for any unlawful purpose; (b) to solicit others to perform or participate in any unlawful acts; (c) to violate any international, federal, provincial or state regulations, rules, laws, or local ordinances; (d) to infringe upon or violate our intellectual property rights or the intellectual property rights of others; (e) to harass, abuse, insult, harm, defame, slander, disparage, intimidate, or discriminate based on gender, sexual orientation, religion, ethnicity, race, age, national origin, or disability; (f) to submit false or misleading information; (g) to upload or transmit viruses or any other type of malicious code that will or may be used in any way that will affect the functionality or operation of the Site or of any related website, other websites, or the Internet; (h) to collect or track the personal information of others; (i) to spam, phish, pharm, pretext, spider, crawl, or scrape; (j) for any obscene or immoral purpose; or (k) to interfere with or circumvent the security features of the Site or any related website, other websites, or the Internet.
THE COMPANY, ON BEHALF OF ITS AFFILIATES, LICENSORS, SUPPLIERS, AGENTS, AND SUBCONTRACTORS, EXPRESSLY DISCLAIMS (1) ALL REPRESENTATIONS AND WARRANTIES CONCERNING THE SCOPE OR VALIDITY OF ANY INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY RIGHTS CONCERNING THE PRODUCTS; (2) ANY WARRANTY THAT THE DESIGN, MANUFACTURE, PRODUCTION, ADVERTISING, SALE, MARKETING OR SALE, OR USE OF THE PRODUCTS OR ANY RELATED INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY RIGHTS BY CUSTOMER WILL NOT INFRINGE UPON ANY PATENT, COPYRIGHT, TRADEMARK OR OTHER PROPRIETARY RIGHTS OF A THIRD PARTY; AND (3) ANY PROVIDED IN ANY APPLICABLE PROVISION OF THE UNIFORM COMMERCIAL CODE OR ANY OTHER COMPARABLE LAW OR STATUTE.
NOTWITHSTANDING ANYTHING TO THE CONTRARY HEREIN, THE PRODUCTS PROVIDED BY THE COMPANY, INCLUDING, BUT NOT LIMITED TO, THOSE ITEMIZED ON ANY INVOICE ISSUED BY THE COMPANY, ARE FURNISHED “AS IS”, WITH ALL FAULTS AND WITHOUT WARRANTY OF ANY KIND, EXPRESS, IMPLIED, STATUTORY OR OTHERWISE, INCLUDING ANY WARRANTY OF MERCHANTABILITY, FITNESS FOR ANY PARTICULAR PURPOSE, TITLE, NON-INFRINGEMENT, QUALITY, USEFULNESS, COMMERCIAL UTILITY, ADEQUACY, COMPLIANCE WITH ANY LAW, DOMESTIC OR FOREIGN, AND IMPLIED WARRANTIES ARISING FROM COURSE OF DEALING OR COURSE OF PERFORMANCE OR THE VALIDITY OF ANY INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY CONCERNING OR RELATED TO THE PRODUCTS. WITHOUT LIMITING THE FOREGOING, EXCEPT FOR CLAIMS ARISING FROM FRAUD OR WILLFUL MISCONDUCT ON THE PART OF COMPANY.
ADDITIONALLY, THE COMPANY MAKES NO WARRANTY, EXPRESSED OR IMPLIED, AS TO THE SAFETY OF ANY OF OUR PRODUCTS. ALL OF OUR PRODUCTS ARE SOLD AS NOVELTIES ONLY. FURTHERMORE, WE ACCEPT NO RESPONSIBILITY FOR INJURIES SUSTAINED WHILE USING OUR PRODUCTS. THE PURCHASER ASSUMES ALL RISK AND LIABILITY OF USE FOR ALL OUR PRODUCTS.
THERE ARE NO EXPRESS OR IMPLIED WARRANTIES PROVIDED BY COMPANY TO CUSTOMER AND NO EXPRESS OR IMPLIED WARRANTIES PROVIDED BY COMPANY TO CUSTOMER'S END CUSTOMERS IN SUCH A CASE THAT COMPANY MAINTAINS AN AFFILIATE PROGRAM. COMPANY DISCLAIMS, AND CUSTOMER AND/OR END CUSTOMER WAIVES, ALL IMPLIED WARRANTIES, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY, NON-INFRINGEMENT, OR FITNESS FOR PARTICULAR PURPOSE. NO AFFIRMATION OF FACT, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO STATEMENTS REGARDING SAFETY, SUITABILITY FOR USE, OR THE PERFORMANCE OF PRODUCTS SHALL BE DEEMED TO BE A WARRANTY OR GUARANTY BY COMPANY FOR ANY PURPOSE.
IN NO CASE SHALL THE COMPANY, OUR DIRECTORS, OFFICERS, EMPLOYEES, AFFILIATES, AGENTS, CONTRACTORS, INTERNS, SUPPLIERS, SERVICE PROVIDERS OR LICENSORS BE LIABLE FOR ANY INJURY, LOSS, CLAIM, OR ANY DIRECT, INDIRECT, INCIDENTAL, PUNITIVE, SPECIAL, OR CONSEQUENTIAL DAMAGES OF ANY KIND, INCLUDING, WITHOUT LIMITATION REPLACEMENT COSTS, OR ANY SIMILAR DAMAGES, WHETHER BASED IN CONTRACT, TORT (INCLUDING NEGLIGENCE), STRICT LIABILITY OR OTHERWISE, ARISING FROM YOUR USE OF ANY OF THE PRODUCTS PROCURED USING THE SITE, OR FOR ANY OTHER CLAIM RELATED IN ANY WAY TO YOUR USE OF THE SITE OR ANY PRODUCT, INCLUDING, BUT NOT LIMITED TO, ANY ERRORS OR OMISSIONS IN ANY CONTENT, OR ANY LOSS OR DAMAGE OF ANY KIND INCURRED AS A RESULT OF THE USE OF THE SITE OR ANY CONTENT (OR PRODUCT) POSTED, TRANSMITTED, OR OTHERWISE MADE AVAILABLE VIA THE SITE, EVEN IF ADVISED OF THEIR POSSIBILITY. BECAUSE SOME STATES OR JURISDICTIONS DO NOT ALLOW THE EXCLUSION OR THE LIMITATION OF LIABILITY FOR CONSEQUENTIAL OR INCIDENTAL DAMAGES, IN SUCH STATES OR JURISDICTIONS, OUR LIABILITY SHALL BE LIMITED TO THE MAXIMUM EXTENT PERMITTED BY LAW.
NEITHER PARTY SHALL HAVE ANY LIABILITY WHATSOEVER TO THE OTHER PARTY OR ANY OTHER PERSON FOR OR ON ACCOUNT OF ANY INJURY, LOSS, OR DAMAGE, OF ANY KIND OR NATURE, SUSTAINED BY, OR ANY DAMAGE ASSESSED OR ASSERTED AGAINST, OR ANY OTHER LIABILITY INCURRED BY OR IMPOSED ON SUCH OTHER PARTY OR ANY OTHER PERSON, INCLUDING ANY SUCH LIABILITY ARISING OUT OF OR IN CONNECTION WITH OR RESULTING FROM (A) THE MANUFACTURE, USE, OFFER FOR SALE, SALE, OR IMPORT OF ANY PRODUCTS OR THE PRACTICE OF THE INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY LICENSED HEREUNDER; (B) THE USE OF OR ANY ERRORS OR OMISSIONS IN ANY INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY RELATED TO THE PRODUCTS; OR (C) ANY ADVERTISING OR OTHER PROMOTIONAL ACTIVITIES CONCERNING ANY OF THE FOREGOING.
YOU AGREE TO INDEMNIFY, DEFEND AND HOLD HARMLESS THE COMPANY, THE SITE, ANY SUBSIDIARIES, AFFILIATES, PARTNERS, OFFICERS, DIRECTORS, AGENTS, CONTRACTORS, LICENSORS, SERVICE PROVIDERS (IF ANY), SUBCONTRACTORS, SUPPLIERS, INTERNS AND EMPLOYEES, HARMLESS FROM ANY CLAIM OR DEMAND, INCLUDING REASONABLE ATTORNEYS’ FEES, MADE BY YOURSELF DUE TO OR ARISING OUT OF YOUR BREACH OF THESE TERMS OR THE DOCUMENTS THEY INCORPORATE BY REFERENCE, OR YOUR VIOLATION OF ANY LAW OR THE RIGHTS OF THE COMPANY.
In the event that any provision of these Terms is determined to be unlawful, void or unenforceable, such provision shall nonetheless be enforceable to the fullest extent permitted by applicable law, and the unenforceable portion shall be deemed to be severed from these Terms, such determination shall not affect the validity and enforceability of any other remaining provisions.
The failure of us to exercise or enforce any right or provision of these Terms shall not constitute a waiver of such right or provision.
These Terms and any policies or operating rules posted by us on this site or in respect to the Site constitutes the entire agreement and understanding between you and us and governs your use of the Site, superseding any prior or contemporaneous agreements, communications and proposals, whether oral or written, between you and us (including, but not limited to, any prior versions of the Terms published herein).
Any ambiguities in the interpretation of these Terms shall not be construed against the drafting party.
These Terms and any separate agreements whereby we provide you products shall be governed by and construed in accordance with the laws of the United States.
Further, these Terms and Conditions and the sale of any and all Products shall be construed in accordance with and governed by the laws of the State of Pennsylvania or Wyoming (choice of the Company), without regard to its conflicts of laws or principles.
All models, actors, actresses and other persons that appear in any visual depiction of actual sexual conduct appearing or otherwise contained in MonsterDildos.net (the "website") were over the age of eighteen years at the time of the creation of such depictions. All other visual depictions displayed on this website are exempt from the provision of 18 U.S.C. §2257 and 28 C.F.R. 75 because any of said visual depictions which appear to be of sexually explicit conduct is merely simulated. With respect to all visual depictions displayed on this website, whether of actual sexual conduct, simulated sexual content or otherwise, all persons in said visual depictions were at least 18 years of age when said visual depictions were created. MonsterDildos.net is not the primary producer (as that term is defined in 18 USC §2257 and 28 C.F.R. 75 or subsequent case law defining such) of any of the visual content contained in the website. The original records required pursuant to 18 U.S.C. §2257 and 28 C.F.R. 75 for the materials contained in this website are kept by the Custodian of Records for each of the primary producers.
The headings used in these Terms and Conditions are included for convenience only and will not limit or otherwise affect these Terms.
All notices or communications concerning or related to these Terms shall be made in writing via email: contact@monsterdildos.com or send your communication by letter to the following address or at such other address as the Company may designate:
MonsterDildos, LLC
PO Box 3
Fairview Village, PA 19409
